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The Goat and the Mermaid

Mermaid : Give me a buzz when you're done!
Goat: Done with what?
Mermaid: Dinner,phone calls, emails and all the things you might be occupied with!
Goat: What things?
Mermaid: I said dinner,phone calls, emails ...
Goat: What did you say? Didn't hear!
Mermaid: Leave it... I didn't whisper anything....
Goat: Leave what?
Mermaid: Are you pulling my leg?
Goat: Leg or hair?
Mermaid: Which one do you prefer?
Goat: Soiled underwear.
Mermaid: That's not fair! It was about hair and leg...
Goat: Well then all three.
Mermaid: Like your thought.
Goat: What thought?
Mermaid: Leg,hair &soiled underwear.
Goat: Is that all?
Mermaid: Is that all? You tell me.
Mermaid: You're naughty!
Goat: Are you naughty?
Mermaid: Am I?
Goat: You tell me.
Mermaid: Tell you what?
Goat: I asked you already.
Goat: The pillow's smelling good.
Mermaid: You like it? That's my favourite!
Goat: What's your favourite?
Mermaid: Dune by Dior,I wore it yesterday.
Goat: You didn't tell me... are you naughty?
Mermaid: I don't know about the naughty bit, but right now I am insanely and wickedly turned on.
Goat: What are you going to do about it?
Mermaid: You tell me. It's you who's giving me this fuzzy feeling.
Goat: Me? Why?
Mermaid: I don't know.
Mermaid: I am sorry.
Mermaid: Are you angry?
Goat: Sorry for what? I am not angry. I am just as you are.
Goat: Do you want to have sex with me?
Mermaid: Would I sound sluttish if I said yes?

Posted by incommunicado 22:31 Archived in India

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